Ever wonder what it would look like to dress Edward Scissorhands in a pair of black boots with high heels? I can perfectly see the scissor-man strutting his dangerous stuff in these leather banded booties covered top to bottom in frivolous zippers!
Okay.. okay.. I doubt Edward would opt for sky high 4 inch heels, but they certainly do take a page from his book of style, right? Either way, these boots are every bit insane. Zippers going every which way carry absolutely zero function but offer a playground for the fidgety. Personally, I think these boots are amazing. They are unsympathetic in their overdose of zips and they scream command. Just what I like.
Here’s the fun part: can you guess which of the boots pictured above are near $2000 and which are just under $70?
A) N.Y.L.A Zipit Ankle Boot in Black Suede $174
B) Giuseppe Zanotti Zipper Ankle Boots, $975
C) Giuseppe Zanotti for Balmain Zipper Boots, $1,975
D) Pour La Victoire “Adriane” Booties with zipper detail, $319